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[reflectory]

[ Joy's recently discovered that she can message literally ANYONE in this world, and she's beyond delighted by the discovery. She wants to talk to everyone! She wants to make them happy! This can only go well.

Earlier, Joy managed to give what she's sure was an amazing sales pitch, and so she wants to use what she learned and try again. Stelle gets chosen for weird advertising 2: electric boogaloo. ]

YOU, my favorite customer person or human, have been chosen for the deal opportunity of a lifetime! No coins or human money required!!! 🌊💦🫧!!!!!

For low price of 3 pretty shells, a medium-sized rock, or fancy fish food, I will use amazing and joyous illusions to brighten your day! It will bring you a million happiness, guaranteed!! 🌊🌊🏊‍♀️🌊🌊

Do not miss out on this very fun experience. I would very much like for it to be yours 🫧!!!!

[ Another flawless ad. Joy's pretty sure she's the greatest salesperson of all time. ]

[starwill]

[ ... ]

Where's the unsubscribe button?

[reflectory]

[ ... ]

I do not know what that is, but I could make you an illusion of one?

[starwill]

Next you're going to tell me that you don't know what a spam bot is.

[reflectory]

[ She's about to type that she does to try and bolster her credibility??? but...yeah, spam bots are a new concept to her. ]

I do not. What is a spam bot?

[starwill]

You don't?

Then you're an actual person...?

[reflectory]

I don't! And yes!

Well, not a human person. I am a spirit person.

[starwill]

Huh.

The dead kind of spirit or the other kind of spirit?

[reflectory]

The other kind! I am a spirit of joy.

[starwill]

What does the spirit of joy do?

[reflectory]

Make people happy! At least...that is what I try to do.

[starwill]

Oh.

Makes sense. And here I thought I was getting spam again...