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[dregs]

Now I've thought about it, I am as well. If I find anything, should I let you know? Maybe it will be a funny spectacle.

{ at least he isn't implying either of them need it - they can take popcorn or something. }

[starwill]

I'd be curious as to how they'd do it...

Like, would you get tests and pop quizzes on the best sex positions?

[dregs]

There's a lot more to it than that, but it could be one of them.

I guess it depends on what the focus is, if it's a more scientific approach they really may do quizzes and tests. If it's more on the relationship aspect, it's probably more conversational. If it's more learning by doing, then that just becomes an orgy.

{ one of these is not like the others smh }

[starwill]

They wouldn't really have orgy classes, would they????

[dregs]

I imagine they'd have to put it in the small print, but if people are up for it, why not?

[starwill]

I'd judge it a little bit as a teaching thing...

[dregs]

Some people learn via doing, rather than textbooks and tests. If it really was done that way though they'd have to be upfront about it, so it shouldn't come as a shock at least.

[starwill]

That's true.

[ She's very much a 'learn via doing' kind of gal herself, even if she does occasionally read.

That "occasionally reading" part is more on fanfics, though... ]

I'd hope they'd be upfront about it.

[dregs]

I wonder if that kind of class did exist whether they'd have to include a chaperone anyway. I can only imagine the lawsuits that could come up from people trying to blame them for doing something they didn't.

In hindsight, it seems a bit too difficult to manage.

Maybe they just bring in toys to use as a demonstration instead?

{ to be fair he mostly just reads reports, so it isn't that much better. }

[starwill]

[ AVENTURINE, WHY ARE YOU READING SEX REPORTS................... ]

Wouldn't that just be like watching porn, but live?

[dregs]

{ no this is just liah being dumb, i was only thinking of reading generally 😔 }

Depends on if the person in question has a voyeurism kink. You could probably argue they're taking part if they do.

[starwill]

I guess.............

[dregs]

That looks uncertain.

This did remind me of something though. I went to that Spicy Gacha Restaurant you told me about for a few times to test it out. { a few????? } Turns out one of the best prizes you can get they bring out sushi on a naked person. It was quite a surprise. It felt like I was seeing something I wasn't supposed to then as well.

[starwill]

The legendary nyotaimori?!

It's REAL?

Was the sushi normal, though?

[dregs]

It's Real.

The sushi may have been Extra Spicy, actually.

[starwill]

I have a need to see it now.

Spicy as in hot or spicy as in sexy?

[dregs]

From what I know I was probably the first person to get it. I've been back a few times and it hasn't happened since, so I couldn't guarantee it would happen again, but if you really wanted, we could try and see if it comes up.

Definitely don't eat it though unless you're prepared for the consequences, it was spicy in the sexy spicy way. Incredibly so.

{ thankfully he is not sharing details, she's seen enough today 😔 }

[starwill]

I think if I were to go to a spicy gacha willingly I'd have to be prepared for any consequences. Bring it on, spicy gacha. I'll beat your game.

[ STELLE..........

and it's true, she just went through a harrowing event! which ended well, sure, but there might be a little trauma there. dwbi. ]

[dregs]

{ STELLE.......... }

In that case, name the day and time.

{ why is he not questioning this either honestly, naked person sushi already made things weird enough with one person does he really need to make that happen twice. 😔 }

[starwill]

How about on Saturday in the early afternoon?

[dregs]

That works for me. Should I pick you up, or just meet you there?

{ to be fair the underground mall is fairly central -- it just does not feel like it when you've been dunked with aphro. }

[starwill]

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The pick up has to be cool, though.

[dregs]

What, did you think I'd come get you in a bicycle or something? Please. If I hire something, it'll be something fancy.

{ probably a limo style airship, honestly. }

[starwill]

You have feet.

[dregs]

I'm aware, but you may thank me if we have a ride on hand after getting whatever we have in there. It's a long walk back without some help.

{ truly, he's struggled through this enough before. he likes stelle so if she does decide to be chaotic and eat it, she won't have to wobble home afterwards dskjgn }