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[1/3] nsfw text / un: gambler -after stelle disappears for canon update. i'm sorry blame plurk

[dregs]

{ it's probably a blessing stelle doesn't get this until she returns, because it's sent at stupid o'clock in the morning when he's not able to sleep, has had a few drinks to try and knock himself out. and apparently is not keeping his thoughts to himself. unfortunately some of these thoughts have been living rent free in his head for weeks.

does it help this wasn't intended for stelle? probably not. will he have regrets in the morning? definitely. }

Phainon, I have two questions.
If, a good friend of yours who has no intention of getting between what weird thing you two have going on unless invited, wanted to get Mydei into bed with them what would you suggest they do? I'm assuming I wouldn't be able to do the same trick I used on you at least.

Also, did you actually both go at it for 10 days straight?

{ this is the filth she comes back to ig
was he really going to send this to phainon? apparently 😔 }

[2/3]

[dregs]

{ it's when his alarm goes off around 8am in the morning and he's checking his messages he sees what he sent. probably the last of some other texts to other people.

at least this time the messages are meant for her. }

...I'd had a few drinks, for what it's worth.
You can ignore that.

[3/3]

[dregs]

{ hours and hours later when he realises he's been checking his phone way too many times: }

Was it really that offensive or have you disappeared again?

obviously three days later........

[starwill]

I go back to Amphoreus for three days and I find out that Mydei and Phainon had sex for 10 days straight???
Are they okay?

welcome back, stelle. 😂

[dregs]

{ well, at least that's the part she's focusing on and not the hot mess that came before it. }

It's them, they probably could. I don't even know them as well as you do, but I figured with how neither of them seem to want to back down from a challenge it could very well be true.

{ need he say more tbh }

[starwill]

I'd like to consult my sex sensei about this...

[dregs]

...You have a sex sensei?

{ stelle??????? }

[starwill]

Yes?

[dregs]

I have so many questions.

[starwill]

I may or may not have answers.

[dregs]

Is that just a fancy title you've given a friend who you go to with questions or are you actually paying someone to teach you things?

{ are you getting scammed, stelle 😔 }

[starwill]

Why would I pay someone??

[dregs]

Somehow I doubt you're going to an open class on it?

Are there even open classes on it here?

[starwill]

Now I'm curious.

[dregs]

Now I've thought about it, I am as well. If I find anything, should I let you know? Maybe it will be a funny spectacle.

{ at least he isn't implying either of them need it - they can take popcorn or something. }

[starwill]

I'd be curious as to how they'd do it...

Like, would you get tests and pop quizzes on the best sex positions?

[dregs]

There's a lot more to it than that, but it could be one of them.

I guess it depends on what the focus is, if it's a more scientific approach they really may do quizzes and tests. If it's more on the relationship aspect, it's probably more conversational. If it's more learning by doing, then that just becomes an orgy.

{ one of these is not like the others smh }

[starwill]

They wouldn't really have orgy classes, would they????

[dregs]

I imagine they'd have to put it in the small print, but if people are up for it, why not?

[starwill]

I'd judge it a little bit as a teaching thing...

[dregs]

Some people learn via doing, rather than textbooks and tests. If it really was done that way though they'd have to be upfront about it, so it shouldn't come as a shock at least.

[starwill]

That's true.

[ She's very much a 'learn via doing' kind of gal herself, even if she does occasionally read.

That "occasionally reading" part is more on fanfics, though... ]

I'd hope they'd be upfront about it.

[dregs]

I wonder if that kind of class did exist whether they'd have to include a chaperone anyway. I can only imagine the lawsuits that could come up from people trying to blame them for doing something they didn't.

In hindsight, it seems a bit too difficult to manage.

Maybe they just bring in toys to use as a demonstration instead?

{ to be fair he mostly just reads reports, so it isn't that much better. }

[starwill]

[ AVENTURINE, WHY ARE YOU READING SEX REPORTS................... ]

Wouldn't that just be like watching porn, but live?

[dregs]

{ no this is just liah being dumb, i was only thinking of reading generally 😔 }

Depends on if the person in question has a voyeurism kink. You could probably argue they're taking part if they do.